After a few searches on PHP and now understanding the most likely intended meanings of the three letters P.H.P. as:
PHP = Personal Home Page as it’s starting point
to it’s more cool refiguring as
PHP = PHP Hypertext Preprocessor akin to “GNU” recursively standing for GNU’S Not Unix
but my favorite acronym expansion for PHP has to be
PHP = People Helping People
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